hello mutuals i haven’t logged on in forever but i made a new account if anyone wants to follow!

https://inabloodsoakedgownn.tumblr.com/

fuks:

hello-ello-ello:

I arrive at the Suez Canal

Cargo: loaded

Dick: doodled

Boat: horizontal

Despite the best efforts of the international community, I cannot be forcibly removed from the Suez Canal.

kobolde:

Bro quick kiss me on the lips I need it for character development

wizardpotions:

yes babe your final form is so horrifying and uninterpretable by mortal eyes <3

eelizabit:

ddelicatemp3:

crazier (feat. miley cyrus) (taylor’s version) 👀

corneliaavenue:

Drinking on a beach with You all Over Me

tyrannosaurus-rex:

himeno-ran:

my personal curse is the knowledge that I function best with rigid structure and strict routine but am almost totally incapable of independently establishing or maintaining that structure and routine

and if it’s imposed on me I must destroy it

fimofomo:

notmuchfordancing:

dykerightsmp3:

persephinae:

Y’ALL THE WAIT TO FIX THE SUEZ CANAL IS SO LONG THAT EVERYONE IS JUST GOING THE FUCK AROUND THE ENTIRE CONTINENT OF AFRICA AGAIN